Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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