Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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