if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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