love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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