No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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