Your tits are I can't wait for
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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