Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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