Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
