she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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