My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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