I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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