At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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