girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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