don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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