went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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