i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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