doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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