I'm drive I can fine osifer
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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