you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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