So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
