Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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