My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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