I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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