dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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