Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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