Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Randomize