You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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