You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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