Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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