how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Still dying that you shit outside
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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