There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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