we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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