Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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