Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There r osticjed everywhere
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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