They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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