She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i drank out of a bidet.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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