I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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