It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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