your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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