Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Porn is love you can see.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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