So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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