Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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