I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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