How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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