i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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