Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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