is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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