Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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