i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?