oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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