so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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