I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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