so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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