Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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