you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We don't watch enough power rangers
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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