yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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